i don’t believe in daily horoscopes. they’re terribly vague. “you will meet someone today.” no shit.

but i do believe in signs and so does little edie. here are some things she said about me, the libra man:

“For goodness sake. Lead me to Libra. Think I better find somebody in Libra right away. Mother will die and I’ll have to find another Libra to live with. But he’s got to be a Libran!”

little edie gets it. these boys do not.